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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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taurusxdee 10

Was it Sarah Jessica Parker?

ok, not sure just how you did it.. but if I saw a horse in my back yard and knew it wasn't mine.. why would I get close enough to get nailed in the crouch?

BadMoments4Me 0

Where did the horse come from?

Looks like Santa came early this year!

Today, I was reading fmls in class when I came across this one and I legitly lol'd outloud! FML ;)

zander4310 5

HAHAH and you live in new york also....

That's horrible but y were u that close

HAHAHA that's screwed

Nd that's when you pull out the shot gun nd blast that horses nutts off

Why would you get that close to a strange animal you have never seen before? Reminds me of those stories that circulate about the wild animal someone takes in thinking its a dog or cat but it turns out to be a rat or skunk.......fail