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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Crotch shot
Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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LedZeppelin1109 0
Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.
Souners 3
Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?
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stevenmx86 7
Lol
xSorry_fml 10
If you were in Enumclaw Washington the horse would have gave you something else...
Xquisite1 28
I know exactly what you're referring to. Mr Hands. lol
Regmeister 10
Suck it up.
TheAntidote 5
Yeah, how about you get FALCON KICKED in the ****** and then you can, "suck it up" too.
baygirl564 9
Agreed
Regmeister 10
I've been kicked by a horse. So you can kiss my ass.
TheAntidote 5
Did it barely scrape your leg with its gentle foot? I doubt you were kicked in the crotch where OP was, even if you were kicked at all.
zurisbloodyrose 0
thief! Gimme my horse back! I trained him to do that.
hateevryone 14
should've never went near it.
getupstandup_fml 2
Are you sure it was a horse? It could have been a phony.
imcharp 5
hahahaha
HiddenMonkey 8
When I read this I thought of Jackass.
bayboo_kraziee 0
You don't have to own a horse to be kicked in the crotch. Worry about how it got in your backyard in the first place?
rulezdunmatter 12
This would be a FtherestofYL if you were a guy. Getting kicked in the nuts by a horse could be really bad. Most guys start rolling on the floor from a kick by another guy. A horse? I really don't want to imagine.
Kaffle 5
ummm... shes a girl
DocBastard 38
So you saw a horse in your backyard and figured you'd get close enough for it to kick you? Did you think a unicorn had wandered in and you figured you'd tame it? Sorry sweetheart, but only virgins can tame unicorns. You don't qualify.
flockz 19
thats's why i have seventeen of them!! -forever alone-
Muslimgal92 0
Docbastard I'll be waiting for the explanation of your profile pic on your blog:D
The_Troller 14
Yeah, right after I read the story of the original you gotta go and change it.
j_cat187 19
Doc is that a condom in your anus?