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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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lol random horse....

bre_zip_it_up13 11

atleast most ppl cant say they got kicked by a random horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. To get to the other side... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You must've scared it. Let it know you're behind him.

amayranii 2

ahaha! fyl!

I ride horses. If u walked up behind it, it will kick. You should know your facts since you have a horse in your yard

'I don't own a horse.' Read the FML. There are no facts OP should know.

What the hell?

New bad luck Brian? I think so

drayloon 50

At least you're female... and if you lied and you weren't, you are now.