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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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beccap3291 0

so that's where my pet horse got to...

jacquesromualdez 12

Prince Charming decided to walk.

I got kicked in the ribs ..

So, no horse & no crotch, but you still gotta 'backyard'...Why not invite a few pigs to come over & play in the mud?

How is this not a ydi? If you're stupid enough to get close enough to the horse for it to kick you, ydi.

Op was a guy, then this happened. Fyl op

What is up with your pic!? ;o

EVERYthing.

Wow random day lol

deedheaven 0

Should have kick him back

-op gets kicked- "**** you bitch" -drop kick the horse"

Rented horses usually have bad attitudes. This seems like it could be a plot twist for "Two Broke Girls." Send this to them quick before the show gets cancelled. It needs to be taken out and shot.

Lol. That's funny, but I'm sorry for ur sack :/