Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Sit by the washer while using it, muttering creepily. Might put him off?
jen1097 25
Sit and wait with your laundry? You obviously have enough time to drive and wait at a laundromat, you can sit and watch your washing??
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Comments (49)
jojocircus19 16
Next time put in grannie panties and be like u want this?!?! You can have the gran pants all night long!! That should scare him off and if not...... You'll be rolling in deep
Witchylady 18
Why don't you bring a book and read while you wait for your laundry to be finished. Easily solved. And give your land lord a dirty pair of underwear and he will never bother you again
leadmenot 11
Panties in exchange for the rent
tinyalmeida 11
Time to move!
botanybutton 3
Unfortunately, I know the feeling OP. A few years ago someone stole a bunch of my clothes, mostly undergarments out of the dryer at my old apartment complex. It happened to someone else a couple months later. I was both creeped out and angry, creepy jerk stole my favorite bras.
Parp 7
I'm not that creepy, and you did leave the first two pairs lying around.
WestSideNipples 4
Plot twist: your actually doing stealing his underwear
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Hopefully your lease is up soon so u can move.
Mukzac 2
You need to pay your landlord more in order for him to buy his own. lol
yellowzinnias 20
Do you live in an Elite Properties complex??