Transportation: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

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mandalaine05 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:06

Lol...thats great!

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:06

Parental sex stories really suck huh? My mom tries to tell people about her sex life and most of the time I'm around and Im all like "God mom, I really didn't need to know." lol...

mandalaine05 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:06

Lol..that's great!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 25 May 2009 9:06

It happens, hahaha. My parents, I've found out, are members too. It would be really awful if you either A) walked in/heard it, or B) they got into trouble/were caught. You need to understand that parents have sex, and sometimes they experiment. It's something almost all couples do. Dang, even I would do it on an airplane. Who wouldn't? (;

FreshSalad 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:30

People that don't have penises or vaginas.

stephanieeDawnx 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:25

People afraid of airplanes.

Juno_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:06

#3 I agree! Parents gotta get some lovin' too 8D They deserve it just as much!

conor1423 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:07

thats disgusting, and i hope you didnt find out because u heard them...

singer4life666 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:08

How do you think you got here?!Don't knock it 'till you try it ;] haha.

wow05 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:09

haha well i suppose its not as bad as it could be like redbluegreen said, n also u shuld be proud (in a weird way) that their keeping their love alive! =]

CableX17 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 17:31

they're. Just sayin:P

Jess_17 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:13

I gagged when I read this. Wow I am so sorry.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 25 May 2009 9:13

You "found out", which means you didn't directly witness it and since you didn't directly witness it, why should you care? YDI for caring.

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