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Creep

By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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Fight, flight, or freeze

By Broken - 03/09/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, a guy approached me at a party. He made small talk and said he wanted to get to know me. I've had enough of men's bullshit after what my exes put me through, and chimed back with, "Why? So you can then leave me for someone else when you get bored with me?" I do this to every potential suitor, and I hate it. FML

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By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Bad guy

By randy - 16/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML

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I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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Straight to jail

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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brownlace 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

not sure why you still communicate with this guy...

ladyme_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:20

yeah.... why are you still talking to him? Obviously he's a stalker and a creeper and a little freak.

Comments

Kophright 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:25

obsessive much?

wtfcammelcheese 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:07

u need something like a restraining order so he stays out of ur life

welly_ellie 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:09

ouchh :S

jbrimer 1

Monday 4 April 2011 2:15

that is something from a book!

david12z 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:30

He's watching out for you not trying to be manipulative I've done that to the guys my ex was into the guys were all jerks and I had a talk with them.

DeeNyce09 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:10

My ex boyfriend threaten me with doin the same thing..

Epic_Times 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:02

Sounds like a possessive stalker to me..

_overandout_ 10

Friday 4 May 2012 18:40

Whoa, sociopath alert!

Trollgod 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:30

Sounds extremely abusive and not worth looking at, much less dating! He must be in deep denial about who's fault you guy's break-up was. The mere fact that he has been following you is enough to call the police in itself but scaring guys away?! Thats low.