Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
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LetsGoSox 0
Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?
turdburgers 0
The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?
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Comments (130)
1800getalife 0
weren't you suppose to be in the house cooking and taking care of the house and children this is what happens when women want to do the " mens " job btw I'm being sarcastic
livingdeadgirl9 0
being a woman has absolutely nothing to do with having a car accident. men have accidents just as often, if not more often. Hence males having higher car insurance rates. as far as the fml.. i would think any plunger should do the job, so i would have to say, fyl.
ihateallpeople 0
no, males don't get into accidents as often. The accidents they do get into just cost more. Women actually get into more accidents per mile driven.
Spooksu 0
same as 13..if they hit u their insurance pay don't they...
lexie1221 0
tybt
tyty123_fml 0
it's not like it's yewr fault yew were jzz gonna buy a plunger so don't feel bad
dangletsbang21 0
yeah how much are plungers, they can't be expensive like what $5?
lexie1221 0
ge
nathaniax3 0
lmfao @ number 9
benj33 0
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facecrooks_com 0
sounds like you were up shit street without a plunger!