Cars, Anger issues, Road rage and Transportation: Cool your boots

Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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You deserved it 101 436

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 204

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 145

You deserved it 921

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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Someone_somewere 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

Eternity_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

Karma's a bitch.

Comments

wtf63134 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:01

You deserved it. When people like you ride up on my ass, honking and doing all that crazy stupid shit, I intentionally slow back down to the speed limit (I speed too, and yet I manage to keep enough room between myself and the next car to NOT cause an accident) to rile you up further. Seriously, go as fast as you want - I don't care - just don't friggin act like an idiot. Wait for an opportunity to pass, then go. The hysterics are not required nor appreciated.

nintenDX 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:48

lulz I saw the paralell story of this on mlia.

fylatfyldotcom 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:59

guys like him just makes our world unliveable and really ticks me off

wickedgame20 0

Friday 2 April 2010 5:02

i have always wanted to do that lol

varkey 7

Saturday 10 April 2010 2:38

OP don't be a jerk. unless someone's life was in danger and you needed to get to the hospital, which clearly wasn't the case, don't drive like that. I bet they were going at the speed limit and you were just being a b*tch. YDI

bxenon 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:38

did u flip him off again abd maybe flip off the cop

samerty7 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:28

you are retarded when someone flashes their lights it means their is a cop i know this and i dont drive

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:43

If someone in oncoming traffic flashes their lights at you, it means either there is a cop ahead, or you have your highbeams on. BUT, OP is the one that flashed his lights at the car in front of him so they would move. There was no one trying to warn him. It's a good thing you don't drive, if this is an example of how well you pay attention.