Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
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darlingdollie 24
That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)
Space_Teddy 29
That's just mean
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Comments (89)
Mynamewontfi 40
Your dad is an asshole. It was rude of him to post it on Facebook and making a comment about suicide as a joke is distasteful.
1dvs_bstd 41
There goes your trust in your father. Being the norm amongst commenters here, I hate to say this but I really hope you dump her cheating ass. If you forgive her, chances are, she'll likely do it again.
FrancesShiver 20
How damn immature of him. Wish him good luck from me on his first day in third grade!
crushcrusher 33
your daddy is mean.
feven 32
And the prize for Best Dad of the Year goes to...
theaviator111 3
Talk about adding insult to injury man, but really you can't tell me you saw no signs at all that lead to the cheating. There are always signs man, as subtle as it may be, it's a sign nonetheless and intuition should've at least led you to something. Sorry man, going through a tough part in a relationship too and I think the obvious is inevitable
sweetbliss3 37
so youre blaming OP for his girlfriends asshole actions? thats cool. not everyone shows signs, and it may be even harder to tell if they dont live together. OP-shes an asshole (so i hope you move on) and your dads a dick (i hope you call him out on it). good luck with both.
brand125 17
"there are always signs". no there are not always signs, depending on the relationship, especially if they dont live together. rule of thumb is you dont say always/never, you say mostly/rarely, other wise you sound like an know it all ass. either way your a complete jerk for tying to pin this on the op, i bet your the type that cheats and deflects blames on the partner
Axipiter 24
There are always signs. False.
Axel5238 29
Generally there are signs and a lot of that can be helped by knowing what the person was like before you got together. Do they frequently get drunk and hook up or are overtly flirty? As far as the the dad goes that is shitty, but if this is a constant thing I can see him being upset. He wants to feel bad, but if the OP constantly makes shitty choices I can see the dad being sick of it or the dads just an ass but this stuff doesn't usually appear out of no where.
katieemerr 15
Very harsh! Maybe you should confront your father, OP
kotake 7
Comment telling him to do it....
HarrisonHarrison 4
Dad of the year award goes to...
sexaybitch 14
Don't let him get to you. He's just being an ass and I bet you'll find a better girlfriend!