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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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spazticechidna 2

Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.

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Death_From_Above 0

how many times u plan on getting married. damn

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enonymous 8

I guess the trick is to marry a teenager. get to work on that

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benderbot19 0

hah sarcasm. it's hard to understand, isn't it?

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lidemocr 0

why? so he can miss out on other opportunities and wind up divorced like his dad because they married too young? statistics say he will.

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Scalabrine44 0

hehe you two are arguing just like in the show!! :D

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khaya 9

Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces on your son's 18th.

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khaya 9

Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces lon your son's 18th.

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benderbot19 0

all glory to the hypnotoad. it's ok fry, you have that brain thing ;)

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