Money, Alcohol and Teenagers: Congratulations, you played yourself

Congratulations, you played yourself

By danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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By Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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aego56 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

ShayDee313 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

that's what you get!!!!

Comments

metalxhack 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:43

How about waiting 'til you're legal?

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Friday 24 April 2009 5:02

dumb **** omg this is like my pet peeve. i HATE people who are too trusting. jesus christ

jaca6614 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:16

dumbass

fckthssht 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:29

First off; sorry dears, but that wasn't a very good idea. Your life is not ******. 34.) you are funny. 62.)Absynth tastes horrible actually.

the2belo 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:25

I hope the guy went out and bought himself a fifth of Jack Daniels with that money bwaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahsjhalkjhahaha.

erinoty 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:31

Hahahahahahaha. The pure stupidity amuses me. 1.he could be like, a cop. Or perhaps one of tje stores employees on break. Idk 2.Why the **** would his car be on? "oh..sure i'll buy you some alchol..but i just realized..i forgot to turn off my car, so how bout i go turn it off, and i'll bring the money with me as i do so." xD Next time, get a older friend or something. Be smart.

NekuSakuraba 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:31

-facepalm-

angelfire_121 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:07

YDI for trying to get such a cheap bottle of vodka in the first place.

Kohvi92 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:12

It's dumb ***** like you that make the rest of us suffer with the heightened legalized drinking age. Way to go. Next time, THINK

texmas 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:02

My GOD are you stupid. Seriously? How much dumber can you be about trying to get alcohol? That guy could have been an undercover cop, you know. Or an employee. And you gave him the $20 FIRST? Not say, asked him to exchange? And instead of asking someone you KNOW who's over 21, you asked some random stranger? I hope next time, you get arrested.