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By Anonymous - 10/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Inez

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By poormom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:14

Well no need for the sex talk anyway

brookenicolee29 27

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:14

How does he think he was made?

Comments

lilkatlyn576 7

Monday 22 June 2015 21:48

Yeah why couldn't you ******* keep your legs closed

skyblueprincess 17

Thursday 16 July 2015 18:31

Who dose he think he is

Astrobomb 21

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:22

Sounds like that little brat needs a beating.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 25 July 2015 16:07

If I told my mother that when she was expecting my brother, I would've been grounded for life.

christine66 7

Monday 27 July 2015 2:15

WOW

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 8:59

You tanned his ass cherry red, right? You disciplined that little shit, right?

BlackbishopTWG 6

Wednesday 25 November 2015 13:37

why couldn't you?

thesituations 1

Friday 4 December 2015 3:29

And then what did you tell him when he said that??

Unlucky1232 20

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:51

how.... how does he know? Also Jesus who gets that upset over a sibling i have 5 of them and theres never an issue... i understand want to be an only child but Christ when i was told i was going to be a brother at age 7 i didn't once think to throw a damn temper tantrum and i have very bad anger issues.