Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Well no need for the sex talk anyway
brookenicolee29 27
How does he think he was made?
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snuffyTHEbear 23
Your parenting really shows.
AggieMike77 12
You raised a spoiled brat. It's too late to fix his problem that YOU caused.
minimuni 7
you deserved it for raising a child who even knows that language
MrZsDad 19
Lois? is that you?
roserenae 2
Sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson about how to respect their parents, and If it was my kid he would of got a spanking!
xLifeisGoodx 10
This is unacceptable. I hope you beat his ass.
TallMist 32
Okay, I get punishing the kid, but beating him? Really? What this kid did is, at most, a smack across the mouth and a lecture on how he shouldn't be swearing and talking about his mom like that. An entire beating? That's too far, IMO.
drumaddict33 12
I really doubt they meant an actual beating. That's also a term for spanking.
bitchtittie 3
He's right you should have kept your legs closed *****
brendirific 12
Spank him.
drumaddict33 12
Dang, I would have been smacked across the face. Then again, I would have never spoken to my mom that way. It turns out whipping your kids is benificial (to the morons that believe it's abusive).
OverBlossomed 22
I was whipped as a kid and I think it's abusive. I also have no relationship with my mother as a result, and I don't intend to.
bto99 2
You should slap that child for using that sort of language and I can't believe you are having another one since you obviously weren't a good parent with the first one