Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finished, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank you for coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
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Top comments
razz122 5
That is a correct response it shows that you care enough to go
ry24 12
I believe the proper term may be "my condolences for your loss"
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Comments (92)
Vinnie500 14
Retard!!
bboyworld 6
Today, I went out in a date with the girl that I know for the past 2 years. After, dinner and movies and telling her I like her a lot. She still thinks we are friends only.
whatthefreshhell 15
Hi, you must be new here.
StiffPvtParts 43
Don't worry about it, you didn't say anything wrong ^-^
fioonnnaaa 8
This the most unworthy fml ever posted.
MuppetMerkin 10
Seems people don't understand the difference between "instinct" and "habit".
paulbrec 11
It happens. You're fine.
abirdgotshot 13
Thank you come again!
erichsalvesen 13
I prefer, "it's the least I could do."
saidoh_fml 26
I travel a lot and sometimes after I check in and drop off my bags, the airline employee will either say "enjoy your flight" or "have a great flight" and without thinking I'll say "you too". So don't sweat it op; it happens and your heart was clearly in the right place.
AussieChild 22
I'm sure the family have a lot more things on their mind right now, than to remember if you did or didn't respond correctly.