Today, I sent a photo of my flat to my mother to show her how tidy I’d made it. What I didn’t realise was that my lube and sex toys were also included in the photo of the bedroom. FML
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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, while showing my mum how to make a TikTok, she not only found the masturbation video I made to send to my husband while he’s away for work, she accidentally managed to post it to TikTok. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
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rebelwithmouseyhair 18
...not by using a sex toy!
Susan Yee 9
So you always lie them out on a table instead of store them in a drawer?
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Susan Yee 9
So you always lie them out on a table instead of store them in a drawer?
RichardPencil 30
It may be tidy, but it's very dirty, you dirty, dirty girl!
Gubbon 17
It's a dude.
kirby1964 20
I’m sure she will understand. She was young once too. How do you think you came into this world.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
...not by using a sex toy!
timinator5000 28
If it was tidy, shouldn't they have stood out? or even better been put away in the cleaning up portion?
Sinshine 28
You know that once you moved out and live by yourself, you don't need to prove to your mother that your cleaned up your room anymore, right?
BurnInDemonFire 35
"Okay. Everything looks good. Bed sheets are freshly changed, dirty clothes have been picked up off the floor, closet door is no longer hanging off its hinges, ben-wa balls and KY Jelly are next to my Rampant Rabbit on my nightstand... picture time!"