TMI

So you always lie them out on a table instead of store them in a drawer?

It may be tidy, but it's very dirty, you dirty, dirty girl!

It's a dude.

I’m sure she will understand. She was young once too. How do you think you came into this world.

...not by using a sex toy!

If it was tidy, shouldn't they have stood out? or even better been put away in the cleaning up portion?

You know that once you moved out and live by yourself, you don't need to prove to your mother that your cleaned up your room anymore, right?

"Okay. Everything looks good. Bed sheets are freshly changed, dirty clothes have been picked up off the floor, closet door is no longer hanging off its hinges, ben-wa balls and KY Jelly are next to my Rampant Rabbit on my nightstand... picture time!"