Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
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Doortje 29

Wow your parents are cheap. Just buy your own, and let no one use it.

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Sparx1_1 16

"get it free from work" usually means "steal it from work" and your dad hasn't forgotten. He's probably being watched by the supervisor. He's not only cheap but he's a criminal and he's going to look like an absolute idiot when he has to tell people he lost his job for stealing toilet paper. FYL, it really sucks when you have to suffer because your parent are idiots. What else does your dad get "free" from work?

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soiheardyoufaile 4

Take the roll, and then say you ran out, then, once he's finally submitted to going out and getting a roll, put it back on, the result? you earn yourself some awesome toilet roll! :3

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perdix 29

I'd say he's forgetting it WITH fail. If that last roll runs out, you can say he forgot with epic fail.

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tykiej 0

Oh for Pete's sake, just be the hero and go buy some toilet paper.

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mandypandypants 4

If you're that desperate why don't you just breakdown and buy some.

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sallen0046 4

So buy your own toilet paper and don't let anyone else know you have it. Until you run completely out, I fail to see what's life-******* about the situation. Unless your father owns a company that produces toilet paper, it's extremely doubtful he's getting it for "free" in any legal manner. Go to the store. Buy cheap toilet paper. Problem solved - you get to wipe your ass and your father keeps his job and doesn't go to prison for stealing from work.

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prettyinpinkxx 0

why don't you just go buy some? if you're old enough to use the Internet, pretty sure you're old enough to buy a roll of toilet paper.

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Yankeebby69 0

Wrong. Nine year olds use the internet. They are definitely incapable of buying toilet paper. Hence the word BUY. if OP doesnt have money, how is he going to buy toilet paper???

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lemonfloorwax 0

I bet most nine year olds can scrounge up a buck from the loose change in the couch or borrow it from a friend. $1 = tp from dollar store. Not a difficult concept.

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forza_italia88 2

#46 im pretty sure most 9 year olds have more money than most of us had at their age coz they are given heaps by their parents and family but obviously op is just too tight to buy some and they just feel like complaining

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PrinceLaharl 0

You humans are so weak. I would just forcibly take the toilet paper for myself.

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1215116a 14

...aren't you a human?

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1215116a 14

...aren't you a human?

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1215116a 14

...aren't you a human?

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1215116a 14

...aren't you a human?

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1215116a 14

...aren't you a human?

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MsMDoza 0

just to comment on all the people saying that the dad is stealing it from work: my husband works at a paper processing factory and he gets it free every 30 days as a reward if his department meets quota and doesn't have any worker's comp complaints. We haven't bought toilet paper, paper towels, or paper plates in over 5 years.

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