Health, Smoking and Liar: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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You deserved it 87 554

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 173

You deserved it 3 523

Respect the herb

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 550

Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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You deserved it 73 887

Chill out, Judy

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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You deserved it 83

NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 040

By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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You deserved it 28 897

By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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You deserved it 47 112

Caught in 4K

By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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You deserved it 41 906

By Phabia - 21/04/2015 00:16 - United States - Newton

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

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You deserved it 2 331

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 717

glorbnakcs 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:15

enjoy your emphysema :) YDI

cpatrick820 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:29

Honestly, who do you expect to feel bad for you? You just admitted you lied. You got caught in a lie. Boo ******' hoo

Comments

AeryFairy 10

Thursday 3 December 2009 14:36

If you're too young to smoke, then YDI, but I'm guessing it's more that you're old enough to and you just have overbearing parents... mine are like that, my mum still routinely yells at my 34 year old sister for smoking and would flip if she knew I smoke, even though I live on my own and am old enough. I just don't want to cause an unnecessary argument.

mylyfsukswbu 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:28

smoking is a horrible habbit. they are just worried about you, your the stupid on for lying about itt

feelingblue 0

Friday 4 December 2009 9:06

thats what happenes when you smoke

Dixie_Normous 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 11:13

Well they hate you too so it's ok.

DarkFoxDK 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:28

Stop smoking, but most of all, stop lying to your parents! YDI!

hopelessjade 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:58

why would you even put this on fml?? who would ever be stupid enough to think that you didnt deserve this?

ThatDuke 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:42

**** you for lying to your parents! Also, **** you for poisoning innocent peoples lungs!!!

st4rbucksisevil 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:32

I disapprove of smoking, but I have different reasons for saying YDI. 1: This implies that you still live with your parents. In which case it's their house and if they don't want people smoking in it then tough shit. 2: You started underage. 3: You lied to your parents. (2 is only a reason if it is true)

Darthbane2007 17

Thursday 10 December 2009 15:46

YDI for smoking, loser! Yeah, smoking, like, kills! But seriously, YDI for lying to your parents. Why didn't you just tell them that they were your cigarettes in the first place? For all we know, they could have been accepting of it..