Kids: Catch!

Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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Classic mistake

By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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Karme is real

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

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By emily074 - 23/08/2015 03:13 - United States - Salem

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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brittanycraze 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:05

Thats gross.

kelllieeee_ 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss

Comments

gclunax 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:13

Most of you idiots are being so mean to the little baby! Spit it back at her? WTF is wrong with you?? OP- sucks for u... That kind of happened to me a little while ago when i was baby sitting my little cousin... I was carrying her nd she threw up on my face... Yea kinda nasty

kon_man 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 13:56

Same thing happened to my cousin and sister...

ringles 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:14

Like what #20 was saying, hasn't america's funniest home videos taught you anything by now?

jap1198 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:25

That's nasty!

chrisw265 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:30

Smart one, that's what babys do! Aparently of you can hold her in the air, make faces and noises, then she's probly like 5-12 months old, and at that time be aware of the vomit

Punk_Monkey 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:32

Haha my brother did the same thing to my dad when he was a baby

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:37

Not an FML, all babies do that, your cousin is not special.

grizsta 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:38

F your life to the max!! Thats nasty

fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:40

never a good idea to hold a baby up in the air at that angle. if tv has taught me anything, you're just asking to get puked on. nasty. you have my sympathy.