Intimacy: Catboys rise up - FML

Catboys rise up

By CatWoman - 11/02/2010 05:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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Just Caturday things

By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Spicy

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 973

By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:16

How is that bad?

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:53

haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"

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PhoenixWright 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:36

It's bad because the OP is dating a guy with a Facebook for his pussy.

shadaboo2014 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:36

@ajjas013 ur the1 always flirting wit her...she almost always has rly gud comments even if sometimes she tends to ramble on but imean come on cuz seriously who doesnt

iluvninjas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:37

wow. who makes a facebook for their cat?!?! thats so stupid.

ecbfilms001 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:04

I have a Twitter, YouTube, and gmail for my tortoise

Alexlivee 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:57

by hook up u mean ****. right?

spez86 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:11

to snickers you don't have to like evrything about someone just because yr dating them OP > but also agree it's probably just for ***** and giggles

heyydani 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:56

i have a myspace for my dead cat. kthx

eric780 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:54

We really need a "Not an FML" button.

uberrican 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:24

was it Jonah Novek? he's in your area and has a fb for his cat...

joeyl 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:43

I have a page for my bear, " help bear become famous"

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