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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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lmfao_miniwheats 0
hahahaha literaly or figurativly speaking? lmao
johnnykid123 0
haha it's so gross when dogs hump you!
mastermiller28 0
my dog does that to my sister and my dog is a female
Noobkillerxx 0
lol serves you right!
wowzersselainee 0
awww...poor doggy is sexually frustrated and lonely :(
Obeey 0
my dog does that
BigN18 0
;)
EvilTeddysRock 2
am I the only one who thinks it's a possibility that the dog was a super genius and planned/made the ball go under the couch? ball+under couch= who's your master now! lol
NotMyDay92 0
Surprise butt sex? (:
batgirl_babygirl 0
hopefully not literaly haha