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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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colts1881 4
dont act like u didnt like it
SassiestLemon 2
No. It was one-third human, one-third dog, and one-third platypus. I saw what was happening while I was stalking you, so I felt it was necessary to help the dog.
simon_lala 0
dat ass
JenL_fml 7
He wants to know what love is... He wants you to show him.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
That wasn't even funny. Try again.
derek2143 0
********** is illegal
joshswensoon15 0
my dog did that to my brother once...... wait no twice actaually!
piie 0
wait,......litterally?!? wow that must of sucked!
starwind3438 9
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
kar9398 0
Lmfao WIN!!!
dez63 9
be flattered. it only means he finds you attractive