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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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nygiants86 0
I'd hump the shit out of you too. if you're a girl that is...
Barbarossa_fml 0
That's hot x-P
Tain 0
OP should get used to it, id do the same thing to my gf lol
mr_use 0
Friends with benefits...
BrassKnucklez69 0
i bet yuhh liked itt(;
fyro01 4
she probably has one of those famous tramp stamps that say 'insert here' and the dog saw it and was like 'hey why not'
Gantar180 5
My grandmother's dog humps everything too. In fact, he once even humped a male cat. No joke! FYL
thehillhaseyes8 2
at least u didn't get ur balls bit by a big retriever
JokeMeister 0
what would you expect? a big ASS target in ur face. nothing to do but hump it
sexyredhead8 0
you set urself up for that one