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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Bet you enjoyed it ;)

Tarkwifswager 0

dude you it raped by your dog I hope you don't like dat kind of stuff that's akward and yes this is definentally fml

you fell for the "ball stuck under the couch" trick huh? whose the master now??

jebrael456 0

that dog has brains!!!!!

thepirate19 3

was the sex good for you?

ASHLEYbcddd 0

That's gross... Fyl

bahaha smart dog, he got you right into position lol

Sounds like HE is training YOU.. Lame.

TraceCase_ 19

Aww, your first time? Congrats!

Sorry, man, but i had to laugh