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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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Got_any_grapes1 4
I love u 19 and the op is a hobknocker. Literally.
icandrive547 0
hey babe
yuggi1 11
39, yeah duh! Everyone knows that. Just like everyone knows you can't get pregnant from anal sex. It's the absurdity of the situation that makes it so funny. :)
FMLucky 5
hahahahahahahhahaha I can't stop laughing
andreabeth95 2
#155 total win!
Kevin55_fml 11
I bet I'm better than ure dog. Guarantee!
Tarkwifswager 0
dude are u ****?
tktom7 6
143, your pic is awesome
143ForeverNAlway 4
lol You guys seriously know nothing about dogs :P Sure humping is sexual for US but for DOGS it's a total DOMINANCE thing.. Sex is different from humping people..
mismonroe 0
Because that's what a bunch of perverts care about, the actuality of what happened rather than the cheap jokes that can be made. Ha
dannnngthatsux 19
Really. All dominance. So why don't people die when a mastiff tries to 'dominate'them? Who's more likely to win, 250lb dog or 180lb human? Check your leg next time you get humpty danced on the leg... domination leaves no ****. it's wolves that you are thinking of.
AKALurch 0
u aren't the first to get humped by a dog lol
619warrior281 5
Annddddd......1! 2! 3! THRUST!!!!!!!!