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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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I guess you finally realized who is in charge in that relationship.

wait... how long did this go on?

that would be hilarious!

LadyLazarus 0

that's actually kind of cute, lol

cooperd52 6

I can't stop laughing best FML ever

hahhahahahahahaaa! the second sentence got me thinking right away: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, well, sort of

Who you kidding? You loved it. I'll bet you even took your pants down.

Bet you enjoyed it ;)