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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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leearm104 4
Hot.
sparxva 12
I guess you finally realized who is in charge in that relationship.
buster109 3
wait... how long did this go on?
lexyy7 0
that would be hilarious!
LadyLazarus 0
that's actually kind of cute, lol
cooperd52 6
I can't stop laughing best FML ever
SHORTstopp99 5
hahhahahahahahaaa! the second sentence got me thinking right away: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, well, sort of
AssassinzCreed 0
Still.
Igor_g5 0
Who you kidding? You loved it. I'll bet you even took your pants down.
megaaann_fml 9
Bet you enjoyed it ;)