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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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RomanBeauty 0
OWNED
Madisol 0
You know you liked it! ;)
bowchickawowbone 0
Sounds funny since you used "his bouncy ball" and "got on my hands and knees to get it" in the same sentence. BONEEEERR.
sammigirl148 0
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hey #113 rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!!!!!!!!!! hahaha stop being such a stuck up bitch and take a joke! :o (owned!!!!)
nixom1334 6
putting the "dog" in "doggy style". hahaha
Someofthisisfunn 0
If u hated it so much y did u let him finish?
jamjelly386 5
wait literally?
maxtheman 0
well, you were already were playing with the dog and his balls, it was only a matter of time.
Calyx_fml 22
Your his bitch now!
Got_any_grapes1 4
You're a hobknocker... Literally.