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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Madisol 0

You know you liked it! ;)

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bowchickawowbone 0

Sounds funny since you used "his bouncy ball" and "got on my hands and knees to get it" in the same sentence. BONEEEERR.

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sammigirl148 0

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nixom1334 6

putting the "dog" in "doggy style". hahaha

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Someofthisisfunn 0

If u hated it so much y did u let him finish?

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maxtheman 0

well, you were already were playing with the dog and his balls, it was only a matter of time.

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Got_any_grapes1 4

You're a hobknocker... Literally.

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