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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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You know you liked it! ;)

bowchickawowbone 0

Sounds funny since you used "his bouncy ball" and "got on my hands and knees to get it" in the same sentence. BONEEEERR.

sammigirl148 0

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hey #113 rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!!!!!!!!!! hahaha stop being such a stuck up bitch and take a joke! :o (owned!!!!)

nixom1334 6

putting the "dog" in "doggy style". hahaha

If u hated it so much y did u let him finish?

wait literally?

well, you were already were playing with the dog and his balls, it was only a matter of time.

Your his bitch now!

Got_any_grapes1 4

You're a hobknocker... Literally.