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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0
Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.
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playboyintown 4
the cute dog was just trying to push you under to get the ball. Don't get him wrong, like he won't stick his face in your butt to do that? lol.
kjen716 2
Did you enjoy it?
darkpyro0988 0
lmao that's one smart dog... he knew what he wanted and how to get it!!!
DaniBee420 6
oh wow that's soo funny!!
insanesna1l 0
haha that theory doesn't work for guys who walk around naked with an erection
Mustangdave88_fml 0
You must do that alot for him to think that. You should prob teach him to do it only with yer clothes off.
ChantelRenaeee 0
ugh. horny dogs are NOT attractive.
Sk8trfreak 0
hahahahahaha!!! oh I hate when dogs do that but it's funny when it happens to other people. lol
tattooedcowboy 6
want to play ball with me :)
IIRoxieII 12
......ew