Today, my boyfriend and I found out my Nuva ring comes out quite easily, especially when he manages to hook it around the tip of his dick. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 35
That's one messed up carnival game.
RichardPencil 30
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Ergo, you like it!
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Comments (29)
Narfstud 20
Talk about dicking around.
Edward Sepinski 3
Long and skinny Aye 😂
WHSKitty 7
I hate those things
windupdoll 6
I’ve been using NUVA ring for well over a year. I need to squish it down to make it fit. If it’s THAT OPEN while it’s inside of you that he manages to get his dick INSIDE it then your pussy is loose af.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Or maybe you’re really tight.
windupdoll 6
I’ve been using NUVA ring for well over a year. I need to squish it down to make it fit. If it’s THAT OPEN while it’s inside of you that he manages to get his dick INSIDE it then your pussy is loose af.
b00ts3ct0r 15
Girl, get Nexplanon. That shit won’t go anywhere.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
That's what you get for using that lousy thing.