Work and Awkward: Busy? - FML

Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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Top comments

Knockyoudown 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:34

LMAO, that gives such a funny visual

boilerup 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:39

Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!

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Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:11

Lmao, nice. Do you draw faces and tuxedos on your water bottle too? :P (not that I do that, of course...)

FuckMYIife 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:15

hahaha i love you

redbluegreen 40

Friday 10 July 2009 1:34

Apparently playing with water bottles means you're sexually frustrated. Hidden message?

Out4aTwist 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:46

that explains so much..

div01 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:05

rbg

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:16

Lol...I am going to start drawing tuxedos on my water bottles now! But, you expect pity for goofing off at work? I don't hope you get fired but I do hope you got in trouble and learned your lesson. I don't know what you do for a living, but if it was a slow buisness day...still. At least PRETEND to do work.

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:16

Was this pen planning on getting lucky tonight? Perhaps with a mechanical pencil? Haha, I loved this FML (:

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:18

Was this pen planning on getting lucky tonight? Perhaps with a mechanical pencil? Haha, I loved this FML (:

cbelle 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:19

LOL. This is not FML, this is just funny. Seriously? If you had been fired for this then it would be a FML. Learn to laugh at yourself.

Klabauterpete 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:22

I love you. YDI still, though :D

Haha_YLIF_Bad 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:23

you're a retard

lesp 6

Friday 10 July 2009 0:23

Make one for my pen too!

SweetTea90 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:28

AHAHA i did that at work and my boss laughed and then politely told me to get back to work. I voted both because your life is ****** for being a slow day at work and you deserved it if your boss he/she snapped at you. This is a cute FML though

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