Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?
deathrise007 22
It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!
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Comments (58)
RHChiliPeppers 17
This is one of those FMLs where it's your fault, but at the same time not your fault at all.
captainsmegma 12
Your now in the running for both wife and mother of the year.
FalloutScrolls 25
It's been said that female is the deadlier sex.
gawdd 7
Sounds to me like you were just having a little fun and it ended with an accident, not a big deal imo. Hope everyone's ok :3
SirFucksALotX 7
To quote one of my favorite speakers and comedians, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw; "Unhelpful, but ******* funny"
FalloutScrolls 25
Worst. Waterslide. Ever.
Unenunciable 14
How about this: If your kitchen turns into such a disastrous slipping hazard so easily, you should probably invest in some kind of a washable floor mat for safety.
interesting33 37
Is she ok?
slavka012 11
Of course she is. Otherwise the FML would be ending with "...and got a concussion" or something
FML_Circlejerk 5
"jokingly"
teechur 15
Poor baby!! It was all in fun. Sorry they got hurt but love a playful family. (And the poor baby is for the little one and not meant in a mean way.)