Buckle down

By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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pepelittle9 0

X.X is your mom a ***** or something

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Anthonymm2 20

Just get your grades up and be pretty then you'll be fine.

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WCARlover 34

And this is coming from a 14 year old whose bio is "fingering those chicks". Go back to recess.

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WCARlover 34

Something about him being able to tell I was a *****

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WCARlover 34

Ugh ok all the comments keep getting deleted!

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LuHGiiiT 11

I don't think you are.. That's not cool =/

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tigerlilypop 7

Drink some penguin blood. It works wonders for your looks.

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DocBastard 38

Tigerlilypop, I'm not sure if that was an attempt at satire, humour, sarcasm, or sheer randomness, but that is truly one of the more insane comments I've seen in a long time.

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rebekahah 7

Well you better get started.

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ThatOneCanadian 0

just tell her you always thought you inherited your looks from her, and everyone tells you you look just like your mother. :)

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