Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
kiwi82093 3
Somethings just don't belong on facebook. Sorry /:
SkoomaKi 28
Let me guess, it got a lot of likes?
wickedwyatt234 3
So your angry that he puts it on Facebook but you put it on FML?
k13wra 0
well...why were u mad at him?
jujuroxursox 15
Was he the only one who liked it? Did u like it?
Guatican 6
Guess your life really does... SUCK. anyone? no? ok..
Wadlaen 24
Well, of course it's a milestone, and the reaching of some milestones in life are worth sharing, but not all! But was it just a status update, or did he publish a video too?
Gubbon 17
How does one post a ******* online? You mean a video of it?
Blunt w/chip on shoulder 3
u let him record it the first time also he posted it says he doesn't care if ppl see you in that way so he ain't trying to wife u