Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, to my surprise, my girlfriend accepted to try bondage, despite not being particularly turned on by it. I understood why when, after she firmly tied me up to the bed, she ate 80% of the two-person cake we bought for dinner. In front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, and ever since I've known her, my girlfriend easily falls asleep if she lies down. We decided to try bondage on our bed, but once laying down she fell asleep. I was the one tied up to the bed frame. When she woke up, I thought it would be funny to say I could stay two more hours like that. She took it seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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iamananglophile 18
And that's what safewords are for.
Catkam623 27
I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink ***** in his ass.
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Comments (114)
mikeymayhem_87 15
I hope she gives you the opportunity to try something in bed. Give her the ol' Cosby Sweater or Abe Lincoln perhaps?
kzai 16
Happened to me.. -.-
BriannaRWatson 13
First off, this made me laugh. FYL for sure. On the other hand...tis' better to be pissed off than pissed on...wait...tis' better to do the pissing than to... I got nothing, FYL.
little_one 20
Did anyone else picture a crazy cartoon firehose? if you don't aim doesn't it spray everywhere? Just a thought.
Wizzlbang 10
that's hot
GingerNinja7 17
If you're into that kind of stuff it's very kinky
wvcheesehead1 9
Bondage never ends well for guys. Women try to insert things where things don't go, hurt their gear, or leave them for dead. Why guys agree I never understand. You never see... my girlfriend tied me up, fed me a grilled cheese while her best friend blew me. When will guys learn.
GingerNinja7 17
your experience doesn't sound all that bad, to be honest
tararochelle 18
He said that's something you never see, not what happened to him. :)
GingerNinja7 17
My mistake, thanks for pointing that out :p
BexBaby86 21
That sucks. That's why there is safe words. And bondage and such is about trust.. Her taking it that far was a bit much. Why tie you up and tickle? If it were me it would be teasing, testing, slight torture.. Maybe next time set out your boundaries? Have fun.
Enslaved 36
I'm not ticklish at all but think this is pretty messed up! I'm all for fun and games but when it goes from sexual to torturously peeing yourself? How would you be able to trust her again when you're in such a compromising position?
ironik69 31
Agreed. And once the trust is broken, its damn near impossible to regain.
meintx 9
Haha, that's hilarious, wicked, but hilarious. I think I need to try that. But I'm sure paybacks are gonna suck.
Lilo4life 26
...kinky
perdix 29
I would never allow myself to be tied up. My nipples are just too sensitive. Oops, I shouldn't have let this out. Good thing no one reads into the comments in the 30's.
angelofmusic113 9
Yes they do :)
Ali_Br_fml 33
Tee Hee Hee :D Hey Perdix, wanna try something new? Involves a handcuff and Chocolate on your knob... ;) Never assume XD Now it's torture time!!! Even if you somehow manage to escape from the handcuffs, your chocolate covered doorknob will surely make it hard to open your door!!! Mwahahaha
Catkam623 27
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