Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, to my surprise, my girlfriend accepted to try bondage, despite not being particularly turned on by it. I understood why when, after she firmly tied me up to the bed, she ate 80% of the two-person cake we bought for dinner. In front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, and ever since I've known her, my girlfriend easily falls asleep if she lies down. We decided to try bondage on our bed, but once laying down she fell asleep. I was the one tied up to the bed frame. When she woke up, I thought it would be funny to say I could stay two more hours like that. She took it seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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iamananglophile 18
And that's what safewords are for.
Catkam623 27
I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink ***** in his ass.
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Comments (114)
Cysioland 8
She hasn't said, that you'll be the dominant.
CaptainKrunk 1
Your girlfriend sounds awesome.
Mandie56 4
Dude, that's like worse than S&M....I mean like totally. I'd rather get whipped and Sh*t than tickled to death my GOD....oh my GOD that sounds like death.
edreice 1
This almost made me piss myself HAHAHAHA
eighth_note 10
That must have been humiliating, which is part of what bondage is about. She was only doing what you agreed to let her do!
kaylabears98 3
First of all I almost pissed myself laughing. Second of all you should have went to the bathroom before hand lol FLY!
uniqueprume 4
I'm guessing u don't trust her anymore.... U know get back at her and then get back to us
TheOtherNewest1 6
So sorry, man. That's awful.
kmartFTW 12
I've never laughed so hard at an FML! Thanks OP!:)
pugpuggy 21
One reason why I hate being ticklish...