Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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WhyAmUHere 19
Well, maybe the dog just wanted the cookie in her pocket.
The_9th_Doctor 18
umm wow. hell of a neighbor you've got there. just take your dog back.
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Comments (111)
LarryMyster 7
Of course you realize this means war!
Isa_fml 20
People are nuts. I had a neighbour steal my cat once when he dashed out the door (he's an indoor cat). My husband went and knocked on their door to see if they'd seen him and they said, "No! No white cat here!" Except the thing is, nobody SAID the cat we were looking for was white... busted...
britishbums 8
Well isn't your neighbor just a "female dog"
giraffelovergirl 19
That bitch got you bitch! Or you male dog. Whichever
DanniNell 13
That just recently happened in my town! Everyone said he should call the cops because stealing a dog is stealing property.
spikeismykitty 6
Pets shouldn't be considered property.
Reesienpiper 4
Doggonit... Anyone?
liaRawr 9
Take it your dog had to homes now
albash_fml 6
Call the cops and repot a kidnapping
kellermem 3
your dog abandoned you
girlymae 12
How could you have found your dog if it was missing...
Willibobs 33
Are you retarded?