Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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WhyAmUHere 19
Well, maybe the dog just wanted the cookie in her pocket.
The_9th_Doctor 18
umm wow. hell of a neighbor you've got there. just take your dog back.
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Comments (111)
samdab 11
I would have beat my neighbor up for stealing my dog
goldenturtlez 7
Press: but she wasn't holding a weapon! Public: and.... Dog kidnappers must burn
sjbartholome 14
I'm assuming "tried" means you got the dog after all. That's awesome! I should go up to my neighbors and see if they have a dog on the couch. Then try to claim its mine. Worked for you, maybe it will work for me.
Ksweety_fml 27
Lmao...
MidnightWolf3 12
Nice username, I'm guessing the dog is female? If not, that's a little awkward......
sammieshortcake 15
Can't believe of all the FML's out there this one made it...lol
migueljm5 18
Wow. Take your dog back, cuss them out, and lock your doors. If anyone took one of my dogs i would be ******* pissed
bjdog98 9
If it was me, I'd kill her. My dog means everything to me.
spikeismykitty 6
Slow down satin
rocker_chick23 27
Satin? Why not cashmere or silk?
nerovetsrethca 20
Neigbours...
nerdistheword 9
This is why people should microchip their pets as soon as they get them!! To prove it's yours all you gotta do is scan it at the vet, get the chip number, call the chip company and they will tell you who the dog is registered to. Oh and it's great for lost pets when they end up in a shelter. Seriously it's like $35 only and it lasts the pet's lifetime. Do it. All of you.
britishbums 8
I chip all my dogs even my cats haha
frustratedcelt 18
$35? Holy crap! I got my two dogs done for £5 and my 6 housecats free because it was a training day. I've got all my pets chipped, including my horses. Hell, I'd get my kids done if I could. Although the downside is the company charges £10 for each pet to change the details if you move. Guess who has just moved house and has a shitload of pets? Happy are my days.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
79- you've got it easy. It's $50 here per dog for chipping. Even if you do it yourself (I'm a zoologist, just FYI, not crazy), you still have to pay $40ish to register the chip.