Dogs, Scary and Animals: Big baby

Big baby

By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 082

You deserved it 2 339

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 117

You deserved it 3 450

By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 576

You deserved it 4 827

Tasty treat

By Anonymous - 09/10/2025 12:00

Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137

You deserved it 445

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 894

You deserved it 4 207

By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 396

You deserved it 6 598

By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 404

You deserved it 1 800

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 707

You deserved it 310

Doggy dog world

By badwolf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 047

You deserved it 4 286

By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 199

You deserved it 5 730

My BFF

By Vicky - 12/10/2025 15:00

Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 343

You deserved it 139

sparrowren 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:17

Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?

shady914 14

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:16

Dogs hate citrus

Comments

thejonac 21

Friday 4 September 2015 3:19

but that's so adorable hahaha

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 September 2015 3:50

I love the way you wrote this...

InnocenceBlue 37

Friday 4 September 2015 4:20

Oh my god that's hilarious! My dog has a similar phobia, his arch nemesis are spring onions (scallions or green onions to my American friends :) )

Smurf97 10

Friday 4 September 2015 5:20

Rotties are by far the biggest scaredy cats on the face of this earth. Over the years my rotts have been scared of vacuum cleaners, thunder, chihuahuas, and even their own farts!

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 September 2015 5:49

You're in good company, pup. Cats are afraid of bananas.

ChickenNug 17

Friday 4 September 2015 6:14

My dog's afraid of balloons, bubbles, newspapers, those cardboard rolls in paper towels, plastic bags, ect... Pretty much she's scared of everything except large dogs. She tries to pick fights with them. (She has a Napoleon complex)