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Cora This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Be free

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You should feel the same.

Maybe he was trying to act cool and not seem like a crybaby loser?

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kitsune3 20

I have to wonder...If he was so eager to break it off with you, why in god's name didn't he do it himself? Dumb ******...You're better off without him.

**** me lia~ if anyone from Peru central sees this~ jk

brianfaun 3

Wow...

Sounds like he was mad about the breakup!

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Oh gods that's horrible

Nate_moore19 8

The OP is making it sound like she WANTED to make the bf feel bad, in which case fyl to the OP's ex

I'm sorry OP, but what exactly did you want to happen? If you were expecting him to cry and beg you to stay, then YDI... if you wanted to break up, it's a good thing if he feels the same because there is a mutual understanding that the relationship didn't work.

Tough man talk. I do the same, can't show emotions too many for that. I'll cry in a corner on my own time... WHY CATHERINE!?! WHHHYYYYYY!?!