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Cora This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Be free

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You should feel the same.

Maybe he was trying to act cool and not seem like a crybaby loser?

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aw, head up(:

Who needs him anyway!! On to bigger and better things!

well your both happy

you're* But I agree with the sentiment.

What a jerk. You should be happy..

lesson learned: stop laughing at his tiny penis.

Quickly! Everyone! Find a way for the guy to be at fault!

This fml sucks. OP, you suck.

what a jerk be glad you dumped him....

Sounds like something I've said before 0.o

I really don't understand WTF is OP problem, they both wanted to break up she gave the first step and he was glad that she did it. Now why is that a fml?? cos he didn't beg for you not to dump him? or should he act like a obsessed maniac and threaten to suicide if you really leave him??? Didn't you want the break up?? well you got it. If you really had good reasons to dump him you should have a smile on your face regardless what he said