That happened to me many years ago. I was dating a girl for nearly three years and the last one was total shit. I wanted to break up, but I felt I was committed and just needed to soldier on. It was such a relief when she dumped me.
A brilliant move on my part. I got laid so many times after that telling girls how my previous long-term girlfriend dumped me. They'd have thought I was a douchebag if I said, "Yeah, I went out with a girl for three years, then I dumped her." A Pity **** is still a ****.
benhemon 4
Wait, isn't this exactly what you *want* to happen? If you're unhappy with the relationship and want to end it, don't you want him to agree with you completely? Did you want him to be heartbroken and traumatized so you could feel better about yourself? If so, what a bitch!
You my dear are in so much better shape now that you have shed yourself of this pussy! He wanted to end a relationship but didn't have the guts. NOW - do the following:
A. Buy a good camera
B. Line up a really hot guy
C. Get your brains ****** out
D. Get photographic evidence
C. Send him photographic evidence with the caption, "THANK GOD - FINALLY"
I dunno what kinda world you live in, but most household today would have a scanner as well. So please remove the 'false' from your name.
jbong 0
He was probably sad inside but didnt want to show it
Buzzy123 7
He men't thank god has in it's about time YOU OP have broken up with him cuz he knows u can get a better BF then him but he didn't have the guts to tell u cuz he wants you :D (Ik that's not what he ment but I'm changing it to make it look good for the op)
chickenpie90 16
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Freeze_fml 17
You should feel the same.
Flamedude101 4
Maybe he was trying to act cool and not seem like a crybaby loser?
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leadman1989 16
Some guys just can't take rejection... and then there's your boyfriend - wait your ex!
NDiesal10 2
You have more balls than he does.
perdix 31
That happened to me many years ago. I was dating a girl for nearly three years and the last one was total shit. I wanted to break up, but I felt I was committed and just needed to soldier on. It was such a relief when she dumped me. A brilliant move on my part. I got laid so many times after that telling girls how my previous long-term girlfriend dumped me. They'd have thought I was a douchebag if I said, "Yeah, I went out with a girl for three years, then I dumped her." A Pity **** is still a ****.
benhemon 4
Wait, isn't this exactly what you *want* to happen? If you're unhappy with the relationship and want to end it, don't you want him to agree with you completely? Did you want him to be heartbroken and traumatized so you could feel better about yourself? If so, what a bitch!
hoonyer 17
I dont see why you are complaining, it seems like both of you are happier apart
Brooding99 15
Wow, I think most people hav e had bad break ups before, but dang that's harsh...
loserman67 36
You my dear are in so much better shape now that you have shed yourself of this pussy! He wanted to end a relationship but didn't have the guts. NOW - do the following: A. Buy a good camera B. Line up a really hot guy C. Get your brains ****** out D. Get photographic evidence C. Send him photographic evidence with the caption, "THANK GOD - FINALLY"
False_Stupidity 42
49- That's why she should 'mail' it to him, you do remember mail, don't you?
yusaku02 20
Just because you are a **** who doesn't respect herself does not mean that the OP is too...
REGGIEstration 4
I dunno what kinda world you live in, but most household today would have a scanner as well. So please remove the 'false' from your name.
jbong 0
He was probably sad inside but didnt want to show it
Buzzy123 7
He men't thank god has in it's about time YOU OP have broken up with him cuz he knows u can get a better BF then him but he didn't have the guts to tell u cuz he wants you :D (Ik that's not what he ment but I'm changing it to make it look good for the op)
chickenpie90 16
Awwww