Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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ObsceneOblivion 4
Owls have better eyesight than humans when it's dark. Maybe it was saving you from something out there :)
jellycorn 13
Hedwig?
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Comments (161)
ninjaemma77 7
THAT IS AWESOME! i love owls....♥♥♥
musicjelly 0
Is the owl okay???? oh.... and u to. FYL ( and the owls)
daps29 11
I couldn't control my laughter while reading this
Azrael_The_Bold 1
How does that even happen?!?
ciocrasfola 8
That's a little bit ridiculous..
insomniac8400 13
haha this is the perfect fml because there nothing op could reasonably have done to prevent it
Juwel_Katzchen 5
Damn it, Erol! The Weasleys need a new owl!
Zenia88 10
Maybe he was bringing you your letter from hogwarts and dropped it when he hit your car..
cheesyfeet2001 31
Made you look like a bit of a twit-too, get it?
theflyingellis 26
Hmm after crashing into the ditch, you didn't find yourself anywhere near an goblin kingdom or a labyrinth, did you? Maybe that barn owl was David Bowie's way of saying he likes you...