Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

yeah, seriously. WTF the banana has no place in this FML. OP allergic to bananas? OP starving and was taunted by eating? OP was assualted with the banana?

smhansen92 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:39

probably would've kept the doctor away if it had been an apple...

lmaoatall 6

Monday 25 April 2011 15:57

you got mugged by a real fruitcake op. sorry.

PassTheDutch 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:58

you got mugged by somebody only using one hand. holy shit. man up. unless he had a gun in the other lol.

iEnvade 2

Monday 25 April 2011 16:08

Might be a little hard mugging someone with your hands full, haha (;

PassTheDutch 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:40

haha I know. I was gunna add that but I was like eh they can figure it out. lol.

albertapremium 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:05

haha

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:00

You could have won if you had a red shell

KVKdragon 26

Monday 25 April 2011 16:15

that's not completely true. the mugger could have blocked the red shell with the banana. it works most of the time

SirEBC 7

Monday 25 April 2011 16:40

One red shell would not have done the trick. 3 circulating red shells, however, is a party.

wisericky 12

Monday 25 April 2011 17:53

i always have a blue shell in my back pocket just in case.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 April 2011 16:01

What an ape!

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:01

is there something wrong with eating healthy?

MyHandIsADolphin 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:03

Ydi for not carrying a power star

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