Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

You should feel lucky to be alive, as the BananaSide Strangler is wanted by the FBI for over 30 murders & nearly two dozen cases of unwanted banana slices in people's cereal.

ADub55 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:53

was he going bananas?

okmankk 4

Monday 25 April 2011 22:18

fail at life

triplvlachine 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:28

Lol what were you doing walking down the west side of sesame street for?

oliveindamiddle 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:34

double tasker... NIICCCEEEE

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Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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Today, and up until now, I never knew my dad had a racist streak until he found out his usual fish and chip shop had been turned into an Indian takeaway. The language he was using, I had to google what half of the names even meant, since I wasn't born in the '70s. The neighbours definitely heard him, because now they won't talk to us. FML

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Today, I was pretending to be a veteran for the US Navy at a local outlet, because I was desperate for cheap stuff. All was going well, until an actual vet pointed out that the ship I had on my naval hat was a fictitious one. Shit. FML

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Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

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