Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Snafuusmc 12

Monday 25 April 2011 16:18

well we know what he likes!

kei1108 13

Monday 25 April 2011 16:21

Sorry you were mugged... but what's bad about eating a banana? it's funny, but... ??

BooGhosted 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:49

err he was eating while mugging doesn't that seem a little too easy? would be embarrassing

JessieMongoose 11

Monday 25 April 2011 16:21

LMAO.

canadapwns 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:22

how is this an fml? he was eating a banana.. so what?

doc_j 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:22

sucks for u OP hope u cancled all ur stuff and than got a gym membership. im no billy badass but i dont think i could take someone who is robbing me seriously whilst also eating a bannana

jamesavantis 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:23

was he a gorilla?

idongeyo 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:25

this is a stupid fml

KjoeLjan 4

Monday 25 April 2011 16:25

Guys eating bananas scare me to death too. YDI for being a pussy.

_se7en_780 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:25

how is this a fml? that's awesome >xD

bubblekitty 1

Monday 25 April 2011 16:31

ew bananas. they r yellow and slimy

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