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Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

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And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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*inputs David's comment into Idiot-English translation engine* *whirrr bzzzz click DING* "What the **** is a rack?" Well, David, "rack" is a euphemism for breasts, otherwise known as boobs, boobies, ****, jugs, sweater puppies, hooters, cans, melons, and bazoombas. You're welcome.

sourgirl101 29

The rib cage is around your chest. The rib cage looks like a rack. The chest is where girls have their boobies. The....

Draminicaus 0

You forgot honkers and mommy bags, Doc. :)

LMAO

sourgirl101 29

Don't forget "dirty pillows". I learned that one from "Stephen King's- Carrie".

don't forget slosh-moboshlitsh

Sylverstone 2

Your life is f'ed because his life just 1-upped yours.

sourgirl101 29

Haha. Double D's.

i can imagine his dad now.. "THAT'S MY BOY!" *high five*

teddygraham1 1

that would be what my husband would do. and I'd be the one explaining to our son why that wasn't a proper thing to say and he should never say it again, all while trying to keep a straight face.

hey it could be an actual rack

damn. beat me to it.

Now that's an awsome kid, time for hookers and ice cream!

he'll be trying to have sex by age 11.... Lol

Wasn't everyone?

sourgirl101 29

Double D's are making you "beat what..."?

stewpididiot 11

Mom cringes with shame and embarrassment ... Dad beams with pride and a sense of Job Well Done....'Thats my Boy !!