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nero29 0
good man
Bekll 31
And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?
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IMNC 1
Did she say "Thank you"?
youngsofly 13
This is not an FML, you should be proud of your son!
Altie 13
What a star!
arvale8802 1
What in the world are you teaching him at home??
lizardninja 0
You're a pretty shit parent or the school he goes to is damn awful
rjgpuppy 2
Like a boss
SkoomaKi 28
Starting from a young age, sometimes good sometimes bad. In this case, probably bad.
shortcake102 4
Aww precious
BTR_lover 1
Monkey see, monkey do..
missalice0306 19
I wonder where he learned that from?