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Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

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And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Does she?

And you can't see how this could be, in any way, your fault?

boys will be boys

TerrorDollie 0

I blame the parents!

This kid is gonna do something great. Like end world hunger.

aw cmon, don't blame the parents! kids pick up things everywhere! I learned the f word at preschool :)

Gary Coleman made nice racks

Billy Mays sold nice racks

The Marquis du Sade stretched some people on some nice racks.

I wonder who he got that from...

I agree with Crimson. Its impossible to keep them from learning bad things from other kids at day care or something, but its a huge deal to make sure their tv is monitored and that they have good role models. If you dont do that, its your fault.

@27 You must not live in Australia, it's right side up here. Gah! Stupid spam thing stopped me and made this not reply to the person... *sigh*