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Bad influence

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

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And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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At least you know your son ain't going to he gay.

4 year old: 1 teacher: 0 you: 0

that whole thing about boys thinking girls have cooties is a cover up. all boys always like girls from birth.

carcinogan 0

a true male

doofinsmurf 0

LOL

What an observant little child

@79: erm, no... that's actually not true, most children aren't horny. i hated thinking about girls "in that way" till about age 10, and only started REALLY liking them around age 15. anyway, where would he learn that word? YDI, you should protect your children more from influences like that. he's only 4! but that is funny though LMFAO!

lad!

that's wicked :P