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Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

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You deserved it 3 803

One law for thee…

By Ryan - 14/07/2022 14:00

Today, I found out the off-duty cop who beat my face in front of a dozen witnesses was wasn’t even charged with assault. I have court in two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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You deserved it 4 584

Paperwork and bureaucracy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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You deserved it 132

Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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You deserved it 31 580

Armed and not dangerous

By littledonny - 12/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML

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By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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You deserved it 24 416

Crimefighters

By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 19:56 - Canada

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said, "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

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You deserved it 3 876

By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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twinny_sc 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

You, sir, are a **** up.

jerome1995 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Smooth.

Comments

SincerelyPsych 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:41

WTF were you thinking!?

kickblocker 18

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:41

Why would you bring a switchblade to court anyway? YDI

daisyduke452 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:43

Umm... am I the only one that is scared of this post???

mofo123 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:43

Well then how the hell r u writing this if your in jail, I wasn't aware they had computers there

hassan1122331 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:44

why would you keep it in your shoe? keep that stuff in your ass..and how did they find it in your shoe..

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:48

What the hell? Did you think you'd win by holding up the place?

obnoxious3_3_3 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:48

Ur in idiot for not feeling it was there fy prison life

Turtle_rebellion 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:27

What kind of idiot walks into a court room with a weapon in their pocket?

happyconverse 10

Friday 7 September 2012 23:36

Why would you go anywhere with a switchblade? I'm glad you got in trouble!!

insomniac8400 13

Monday 24 September 2012 4:01

why the **** did you do that? dumbass.

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Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2 a.m., I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

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Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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